April 1, 2009
BOULDER, Colorado. A unique specimen of the previously unknown Spotted Bunnybird (Strix Lepoidae Rogerus) has been positively identified on Middle Boulder Creek, in Boulder County, Colorado. The location of the sighting was in a willow break on the south side of the creek approximately 9.2 miles west of the Boulder city limit. Extreme caution must be exercised to avoid stressing this unique specimen.

Spotted Bunnybird (Strix Lepoidae Rogerus)
In response to the sighting, the Boulder County Parks and Open Space Department in conjunction with the US Fish and Wildlife Service and the Environmental Protection agency has declared all of Middle Boulder Creek a designated wildlife conservation area and no one except licensed and federally-permitted naturalists are allowed into the area. Limited access will be allowed to members of the public by special permit only.
Boulder Flycasters, a Trout Unlimited Chapter, planned on completing in stream restoration and enhancement on a half-mile stretch known as Platt Rogers Park which is between mile markers 31 and 32 along Highway 119 between Boulder and Nederland. “We are assessing the impact of this finding”, stated Larry Quillling the President. “This is still news to me and I am still gathering information from the various parties”, said Quilling as he dashed off to post another entry to the chapter’s Blog. No other chapter representative was available for comment. Rumor has it that they have set up a crisis center at the Boulder Creek Winery in Gunbarrel.
An unidentified spokesperson for Boulder County Open Space mentioned that a special permit for the group may be possible through a long standing exemption for a current director of the Boulder Flycasters, Bob Bush. Archeological evidence uncovered by the University of Colorado several decades ago provides evidence that ancestors of the Bush family were the first Homo Sapiens to have inhabited Boulder Canyon and that the family has legal access rights that predate the legal jurisdiction of any government agency. Attempts to contact Bush have not been successful. It is thought that he may be somewhere on the Western Slope of Colorado, in Montana, or Wyoming.

Bush cave drawings (circa. 10,000 BC.) Source: Nonsequitur, July 9, 2008
Paul Prentiss, a good friend of Mr. Bush has also mysteriously disappeared since the Bunnybird was found in Boulder Canyon. Friends describe Prentiss as an accomplished angler and fly tier who will go for anything with a fly rod. Reliable sources have placed someone resembling Prentiss at the Wild Bird Center in Boulder. “He came in with a fishing shirt, ball cap, and a wild look in his eyes”, said Joe Cluck from the Bird Center. “He kept asking for bird seeds, sized 16 – 20. I had no idea what he was talking about. He then asked about the nearest dealer for Purina Bird Chow, grunted, and dashed out to door.”
Our attempts to reach Prentiss have not been successful. “He’s not around much, lately”, said Susan Prentiss, his wife. “The only thing that I have noticed recently is that Paul is suddenly interested in carrots and lettuce with quite a number of different samples on his fly tying bench. I could never get him to eat his vegetables. I am so glad that he has now started to snack on them in his room.”
Highway 119 from Boulder to Nederland has been closed indefinitely except for hydrogen powered vehicles. Hybrid vehicles with Sierra Club stickers are allowed on a space available basis.